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The Apprentice: season 13, episode 12 recap: "Born a Gambling Man"

Posted by Ed Williamson at 23:05 on 01 Feb 2018
The Apprentice: season 13, episode 12 recap: "Born a Gambling Man"
Now I've finally got round to watching the last one because my Sky box had inched up to 97% and I needed a quick cull (cheerio, 12GB of Electric Dreams, but it was never going to happen), I can say without fear of contradiction that last year's Apprentice very definitely featured some people performing futile tasks in order to appease a crotchety old man, like when you have to go round your nan's and retune her digital radio because you "know about computers".

The Apprentice: season 13, episode 11 recap: "Dos and Don'ts"

Posted by Becky Suter at 23:30 on 11 Jan 2018
The Apprentice: season 13, episode 11 recap: "Dos and Don'ts"
Having recently joined the ranks of the "funemployed" (have laptop, will travel: hmu), I've been manically combing the internet for interview tips to help me land that dream position as CEO of the UK's premiere puppy-petting zoo. As such, I think I could give these candidates a few tips on interview techniques, although it's redundant anyway because apparently, anyone can win these days.

The Apprentice: season 13, episode 10 recap: "John Fashionu"

Posted by Ed Williamson at 23:45 on 12 Dec 2017
The Apprentice: season 13, episode 10 recap: "John Fashionu"
Good job it's my turn, because what I don't know about fashion isn't worth knowing. I bought three pairs of trousers the other week. On the same day. I know.

The Apprentice: season 13, episode 9 recap: "The Bushra Tucker Trial"

Posted by Becky Suter at 17:30 on 05 Dec 2017
The Apprentice: season 13, episode 9 recap: "The Bushra Tucker Trial"
The internet called and said I was PROBABLY going to be named "Apprentice-recapper (person) of the year", but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photoshoot. I said probably is good enough for me, when are you free? I can do any time next week. But they never called back. Didn't want it anyway.

The Apprentice: season 13, episode 8 recap: "It's a Doggy Dog World"

Posted by Becky Suter at 23:00 on 27 Nov 2017
The Apprentice: season 13, episode 8 recap: "It's a Doggy Dog World"
Unlike cars, dogs are interesting. There are lots of dogs. Some I can name. Some I can't. But I love all of 'em. This week's show has plenty of doggos, coupled with hilarious dog lookalikes of some of the candidates sourced by my own hand. No bones about it, this was one of my fave episodes, not least because Charles called himself a turd-catcher. His words, not mine.

The Apprentice: season 13, episode 7 recap: "Expando Ballet"

Posted by Ed Williamson at 10:00 on 21 Nov 2017
The Apprentice: season 13, episode 7 recap: "Expando Ballet"
Because cars aren't in the least bit interesting, and anyone who thinks they are interesting is an imbecile, it is especially hard for me to get around the fact that I was quite engaged by this episode of The Apprentice. A lot of it was about cars, you see.

The Apprentice: season 13, episode 6 recap: "Bruged Egos"

Posted by Ed Williamson at 23:45 on 13 Nov 2017
The Apprentice: season 13, episode 6 recap: "Bruged Egos"
Off we head to Bruges, city of culture, chocolate and small-scale fraud. You get the feeling this is one member state for which March 2019 can't come fast enough.

The Apprentice: season 13, episode 5 recap: "Happy Birthday"

Posted by Becky Suter at 23:45 on 05 Nov 2017
The Apprentice: season 13, episode 5 recap: "Happy Birthday"
The cathedral bells remain silent, because He is unsatisfied. Year after year the people place presents at His feet: nigella seeds, skeletons and African black soap and yet the bells pay no heed. In this, His 70th year, the Lord Sugar demands nine sacrifices and only then shall the bells ring out and one lucky parishioner shall have bestowed upon them a £250k business opportunity.

The Apprentice: season 13, episode 4 recap: "Stadium Ruck"

Posted by Ed Williamson at 23:45 on 30 Oct 2017
The Apprentice: season 13, episode 4 recap: "Stadium Ruck"
Apparently when Queen played Wembley Stadium in 1986, which we can all agree was among the greatest concerts of all time, it only cost you fifteen quid to get in. Thirty-one years on, a few hours in a corporate box there costs you two and a half grand, and you've got to listen to Harrison sing.

The Apprentice: season 13, episode 3 recap: "Artificial Intelligence"

Posted by Becky Suter at 18:00 on 22 Oct 2017
The Apprentice: season 13, episode 3 recap: "Artificial Intelligence"
The Three Laws of Robotics, as devised by Isaac Asimov, are guiding principles whose purpose is to avoid robots rising up and destroying us all. The Laws state that no robot shall be able to neither harm nor allow harm to a human being, nor be programmed to conflict the first law, even if it risks its own existence. This week, the Apprentice contestants push Asimov's laws to the limit, thereby triggering the robopocalypse.