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Formula for Teen Wolf trailers: subtract Michael J. Fox, add Twilight, add boys, subtract shirts.
This guy. Supposedly they're a normal family who moved into a haunted house, but the bloke never puts a shirt on and he looks like this with it off. And human beings don't actually look like that, so I lost interest. Oh, and Dylan McDermott shirtless topless abs, by the way, Google.
I can't remember a good firefighter drama since London's Burning. Remember London's Burning? It was great: there was a guy who was the fire chief and he was Greek, and a guy who did the cooking, who they called Bayleaf. It explored complex social issues, like stuff catching fire and people being called Bayleaf.
Every time I turn on New Girl there he is with his stupid greasy abs all over the place. Doesn't he own a shirt?
Because Teen Wolf was always supposed to be sexy - Michael J Fox was just doing it wrong.