Game Of Thrones
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Social media manager of DoorsWorld in Winchester Jez Hinds was today reported to be off sick on the one day he had a trending topic to jump on to.
When Game of Thrones returns to our screens next week, fans might notice a subtle change regarding the costumes of their favourite characters. Namely that they'll be wearing them.
"Have you bloody seen what happens to the king when he's hung about a bit too long?" King Juan Carlos remarked to a servant after smashing two seasons of Game of Thrones in a long weekend. "A sword sandwich without the chorizo, that's what. Fuck that noise, I'm Audi." His son Prince Felipe will succeed him, even though everyone likes his brother the badass dwarf much better.
Game of Thrones fans have criticised the publishers of Wedding
magazine for ruining the latest episode by introducing into their minds the idea that things sometimes happen at weddings.
Something about it being her title not her name, from what I can gather? Mainly in capital letters.
Game of Thrones returns for its fourth season in April and, frankly, I can't wait. Despite this very website placing it a measly 16th in its list of top TV shows last year
, it's easily the best thing on TV. (The list was topped by something called "Breaking Bad
" which, although sounding very interesting, hasn't got dragons or naked fire priestesses in it, so fuck knows how that's meant to be better.)
Must have taken the bloke ages to write. You'd think they could've at least spelled his name correctly.
"He just kept staring at my breasts," the star confirmed. "It was worse than working with Leslie Grantham." 15-minute season four preview thing here.
In years to come, we will remember 2013 as the year everything changed. Danny Dyer is now in Eastenders, and across the land all else has ceased to matter. But look upon the works of this medium, now so wholly transformed, and you will see more than this. And you might think it handy that some berk put it all in a list and bid you read it.
This is offensive to blue people everywhere.