With new girl Odette Annable signing up for a major role in House season eight, I thought to myself: "Gold dust! She has a silly name! My razor-sharp wit will make short work of this!" and hit the laptop, only to run out of steam after about a minute. OK, so one daft name's not enough for a whole feature, but throw in some chicks in their pants ... CHA-CHING!
So the other night I was performing surgery on my own leg in the bath just for kicks and I ended up having to call my ex-girlfriend to take me to the emergency room, which ultimately led to my driving a car through her living room window. Seemed like a good idea at the time.