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Ashton Kutcher

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Oh yeah, the Emmys happened, didn't they?

Posted by Ed Williamson at 23:31 on 22 Sep 2011
Oh yeah, the Emmys happened, didn't they?
And they're like the biggest awards thing in TV, right? And what is it we do on this website again? Shit, it's TV, isn't it? Don't suppose you could let this one slide?

Kutcher still alive, able to procreate

Posted by Ed Williamson at 07:24 on 09 Sep 2011
Kutcher still alive, able to procreate
My plan to hypnotise a drifter into murdering Ashton Kutcher has failed, it seems. That's the last time I base a death plot on something I learned in the Paul Daniels Magic Annual 1983.

Kutcher: "I won the lottery". World: "no shit"

Posted by Ed Williamson at 08:35 on 20 May 2011
Kutcher: "I won the lottery". World: "no shit"
In what we're calling a probably-fairly-regular-unless-we-forget feature, but concerned onlookers are calling "a series of bitter and unwarranted personal attacks", takes a look at what Ashton Kutcher's been up to of late. This week: it's CASHton Kutcher.

Hugh and a Half Men?

Posted by Ed Williamson at 08:46 on 13 May 2011
Hugh and a Half Men?
Ha! I bet no one else came up with that headline to report the news that Hugh Grant is in talks to take over from Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men! (*conducts Google search*) Oh. Oh, right.