Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot linked to anarchist group

The subjects of a soon-to-be-revived multi-million-dollar merchandising franchise are, it turns out, fervent anti-capitalists looking to bring down society from within. And eat pizza.
Discussing Nickelodeon's forthcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot with EW.com, Executive Producer Ciro Neili revealed the cast members as follows.

Leaving aside for the moment the fact that I've just heard the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles compared to the Beatles, which means there is no future for us as a species and we might just as well all build a spaceship, cram every man, woman and child on board and fly it into the sun, I couldn't help but make the following observation.





Ignoring the first and second rules of the shadowy organisation he represents, Raphael's voice artist Sean Astin enthused:

I would argue that he's taken something of a logical leap here. There are also four members of JLS.