Proof, if proof be needed, that if you wish hard enough for something it comes true, Lord Sugar has announced that Claude "The Gentleman Thug" Littner will replace Nick Hewer on the next season of The Apprentice. So in honour of the man who gives middle-managers from the East Midlands nightmares (and of me calling it all the way back in December
), here are 50 facts that are definitely true about Claude.
*An interview I did with Rik Mayall from last year that I never got round to transcribing and publishing anywhere. For some reason, now seems like an appropriate time...
In years to come, we will remember 2013 as the year everything changed. Danny Dyer is now in Eastenders, and across the land all else has ceased to matter. But look upon the works of this medium, now so wholly transformed, and you will see more than this. And you might think it handy that some berk put it all in a list and bid you read it.
We did a quick look round the internet the other day and realised that practically no one is writing anything about Breaking Bad. Way to drop the ball, other websites: it's a pretty big deal, you know! Lucky you've got us around to discuss the face off it. (Spoilers all over the place, obviously.)
We spent 2012 doing what we do best: watching TV and putting off writing about it. And my stars, the things we've seen. If only there were some way to convey our preferences of one thing over another through hierarchical structuring. Wait a minute ...
To promote the new series of Red Dwarf, the good folk at Dave allowed me some time with Chris Barrie and Robert Llewellyn (Rimmer and Kryten, as if you didn't already know) to ask them all manner of things 'Dwarf'. Upon arrival, I was a little sad to see they weren’t actually wearing prosthetic masks or a plastic 'H', but then I was wearing a t-shirt and a hoodie so I couldn’t really blame them for not making an effort.
In preparation for tonight's premiere of Red Dwarf X on Dave, why not watch two grown men discuss their fondness for a classic British sitcom, and shamefully admit to one another what merchandise they own?
The boys from Red Dwarf are back! No need to smoke them a kipper - it looks like they've eaten ALL OF THE BREAKFASTS.
Get ready to learn a shocking truth about one Hollywood's finest and hardest-working actors.
The US version of the Nation’s Favourite Sitcom™ might as well come with the tagline 'No money back, no guarantee'.