Posted by Ed Williamson at 23:30 on 10 Mar 2015
Hammond, 45, was asked to present the show in Clarkson's absence but, on realising none of his bigger mates were around, only went red and mumbled something about how he got loads of girls and his uncle owned a BMX factory. James May refused on the grounds of being literally incapable of anything.
Clarkson was predicted to end up doing really well out of the whole thing somehow and to have his cause tirelessly championed by people who think speed cameras are enforced by Sharia law or something.
Posted by Ed Williamson at 23:50 on 24 Feb 2015This trailer suggests the TV show deviates wildly from the classic Buzzfeed list article so beloved by millions of share-hungry fans. First the whole Seven Samurai debacle and now this.
Posted by Ed Williamson at 22:00 on 23 Feb 2015
"There's no safer pair of hands in the business than Snipes," said an NBC executive. "If you want someone to show up on time, be content with the modest rider laid on in his trailer and get on famously with the creative team, that's Wesley. That's why I didn't hesitate to personally approve his casting.
"Hot in here, isn't it? I feel like it's hot in here."
Posted by Ed Williamson at 13:30 on 19 Feb 2015
Posted by Ed Williamson at 23:30 on 09 Feb 2015
Posted by Ed Williamson at 15:30 on 01 Feb 2015
"Paid the cost to be the boss," explained Attenborough, smoking a massive cigar in a jacuzzi.
Posted by Ed Williamson at 23:45 on 20 Jan 2015
Posted by Ed Williamson at 21:30 on 16 Jan 2015
"As gingers go, he's probably the best of the lot," admitted viewer Thackeray Fatch. "I liked that thing where he played the man in the war who was good at the war and Dexter Fletcher shouted a bit.
"But adding a beard is aggressively ginger if anything. It's typical of the BBC, pushing their liberal agenda and shoving minorities in our face. This is like how Idris Elba is playing James Bond, or how they've made the Pet Shop Boys Chinese.
"Next thing you know there'll be a Greek reading the news."
Posted by Ed Williamson at 14:00 on 07 Jan 2015
Posted by Ed Williamson, Rob Young, Christopher Ratcliff, Iain Robertson, Ali Gray, Luke Whiston at 16:00 on 31 Dec 2014