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The Apprentice: season 13, episode 1 recap: "The Buns of Brixton"

Posted by Becky Suter at 23:30 on 09 Oct 2017
The Apprentice: season 13, episode 1 recap: "The Buns of Brixton"
A team of Oxford University physicists has recently determined that, despite popular opinion, reality is not a simulation created by a massive extraterrestrial computer, because physics. But how do you explain all of 2016? "Be under no illusion," says Lord Sugar. "In this process, I'm the one who decides who's going to remain, and I'm the one who decides who's going to leave, simple as that." What if life is just one long Amstrad computer program? No wonder the world's gone to pot.

Eight questions I had after the Big Little Lies finale

Posted by Becky Suter at 15:45 on 26 Apr 2017
Eight questions I had after the Big Little Lies finale
LittleBigPicture presents its #hottake on the final episode of Big Little Lies, a mere 48 hours after it aired in the UK. After seven weeks of speculation, we finally found out who the murder victim and murderer at Trivia Night were, but many questions were left unanswered, such as ...

(BTW, it goes without saying: there are spoilers ahead.)

The Apprentice: season 12, episode 11 recap: "Claude of the Stings"

Posted by Becky Suter at 20:30 on 18 Dec 2016
The Apprentice: season 12, episode 11 recap: "Claude of the Stings"
What's for dinner tonight? Is it ... ROAST LAMB? Because ... because they're like lambs, you see, and they're getting roasted, and, and ... oh, forget it. It's Interview Week, that's all you've come for. Are you not entertained?

The Apprentice: season 12, episode 9 recap: "Virtual Insanity"

Posted by Becky Suter at 08:30 on 06 Dec 2016
The Apprentice: season 12, episode 9 recap: "Virtual Insanity"
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill: you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.

The Apprentice: season 12, episode 7 recap: "The Sea Word"

Posted by Becky Suter at 08:00 on 22 Nov 2016
The Apprentice: season 12, episode 7 recap: "The Sea Word"
Ahhh, the sea. She is a cruel mistress. This week, not one but two contestants will be taking a power nap with the fishes as the remaining Apprentices are lost at sea for this week's task. The boat show must go on.

The Apprentice: season 12, episode 5 recap: "Wheelie Disappointing"

Posted by Becky Suter at 23:30 on 06 Nov 2016
The Apprentice: season 12, episode 5 recap: "Wheelie Disappointing"
These are testing times: as we approach the series finale of 2016 AKA That Was The Worst Year That Was, this time next week we could be watching our hapless Apprenti flapping around while a man whose name is a northern euphemism for passing wind could be leader of the free world. Speaking of hot air …

The Apprentice: season 12, episode 3 recap: "Packing Fudge"

Posted by Becky Suter at 08:30 on 23 Oct 2016
The Apprentice: season 12, episode 3 recap: "Packing Fudge"
How much fudge could a fudge packer pack, if the person packing fudge was after a £250,000 investment for his sausage factory? Monsieur, with these ridiculous tasks you are really spoiling us.

The Apprentice: season 12, episode 1 recap: "Sticking the Car Boot in"

Posted by Becky Suter at 23:30 on 06 Oct 2016
The Apprentice: season 12, episode 1 recap: "Sticking the Car Boot in"
Creeping out of the darkness like The Great British Bake Off's evil twisted twin, The Apprentice returns for its twelfth series. Somewhere in an alternate universe, Lord Sugar is now Prime Minister and Claude is Chief Hangman at the newly reinstated London Dungeon. I want to go to there.

Catfish: season 5, episode 11 recap: "Paris and Tara"

Posted by Becky Suter at 13:00 on 02 Jun 2016
Catfish: season 5, episode 11 recap: "Paris and Tara"
We've had people claiming to have been kidnapped. We've had double-reverse catfishes. We've had lesbian smackdowns. We've even had ghosts. Where oh where can Catfish go from here?

Catfish: season 5, episode 10 recap: "Kayla and Courtney"

Posted by Becky Suter at 23:45 on 18 May 2016
Catfish: season 5, episode 10 recap: "Kayla and Courtney"
"There are greater things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt in your philosophy." Shakespeare, eh. He knew what was up. Tonight on a Very Special Catfish, Nev and Max are on the trail of a psychic sending messages to a young girl from her dead father, because busting makes them feel good.