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Catfish: season 5, episode 6 recap: "Michael and Chanelle"

Posted by Becky Suter at 16:00 on 17 Apr 2016
Catfish: season 5, episode 6 recap: "Michael and Chanelle"
I'm starting to feel like Nev is trying to drop subtle hints to Max about his disappearing act. After Max went on "holiday" now we have an actual ghost Catfish. Watch closely and you can see Nev slyly give Max the side-eye as they discuss this week's case of a catfish who suddenly disappeared and ceased all contact. When I eventually start my blog/self-help book (publishers are interested), I'm going to dedicate a whole chapter to "They're Not Dead, They're Avoiding You."

Catfish: season 5, episode 5 recap: "Jaylin and Ja'la"

Posted by Becky Suter at 23:45 on 10 Apr 2016
Catfish: season 5, episode 5 recap: "Jaylin and Ja'la"
It's a brave man who decides to move across the country to live with a girl he's never met. Did I say brave? I mean stupid. Really, really stupid. But this week's catfishee Jaylin is determined to be with the girl he's never even talked to on the phone. So she's obviously a dude, right? Spoiler alert: in this week's Catfish, we learn that there are exceptions to every rule.

Review: The Night Manager

Posted by Ed Williamson at 16:30 on 08 Apr 2016
The Night Manager
Dayman! Uhh-AHH-ahh! Fighter of the Night Manager! Is all I could think of when I heard the title. Then I found out it had House and Loki in it, and I was on board, although still mainly for the Dayman thing.

It's nothing like that, say actual night managers

Posted by Ed Williamson at 23:50 on 06 Apr 2016
It's nothing like that, say actual night managers
Night managers of UK hotels have reported that scenarios requiring them to infiltrate the organisations of rogue arms dealers are rare.

"It doesn't come up much if I'm honest," confirmed Darren Moxey of Hexham Premier Inn. "Mainly I just do sudokus.

"Once I had to prise open an old couple's window because it was stuck and they were too hot to sleep. And last year I had to change the battery in the smoke alarm on four because it was beeping every thirty seconds.

"No, we don't get a lot of emotionally damaged American ex-models in, shooting me sexually charged glances. Once we had a hen do stay and they made me dance with them in the foyer. But one of them knocked over the umbrella stand and I had to ask them all to go to bed.

"They grabbed my name badge and wouldn't give it back."

Catfish: season 5, episode 4 recap: "Brandon and McKenna"

Posted by Becky Suter at 23:30 on 04 Apr 2016
Catfish: season 5, episode 4 recap: "Brandon and McKenna"
I could start a dating advice blog based on how many episodes of Catfish I've endured. Throughout my need to better understand 21st century dating, I came across the term "ghosting", which refers to the act where one person in a relationship suddenly ends all communication, rather than simply admitting they're not interested in the other person any more. An example of this would be a co-host of a long-running reality series suddenly disappearing four episodes into a new season without explanation. Are you reading this, Max? I have one question: how dare you.

Catfish: season 5, episode 3 recap: "Leuh and Justin"

Posted by Becky Suter at 12:30 on 28 Mar 2016
Catfish: season 5, episode 3 recap: "Leuh and Justin"
What's in a name? I blame the parents. If they can't be bothered to spell your name properly, you're on a losing path from the start. Look at the revenge Shuntay played on her mum last week for giving her such a made-up moniker. It was hard not to feel sorry for this week's catfishee Leuh, whose parents decided the common spelling of "Leah" wasn't good enough and gave her a name that when written down looked like the sound you make when hocking up a glob of phlegm. But then Leuh was about to go to college and apparently didn't know how to use the internet, so it wasn't that hard not to feel sorry for her after all.

Catfish: season 5, episode 2 recap: "Jeanette and Derick"

Posted by Becky Suter at 15:00 on 21 Mar 2016
Catfish: season 5, episode 2 recap: "Jeanette and Derick"
Momma doesn't always know best. In this week's episode, we have our very first MILC: Mum I'd Like to Catfish.

Catfish: season 5, episode 1 recap: "Dejay, Malik and Josiah"

Posted by Becky Suter at 10:30 on 15 Mar 2016
Catfish: season 5, episode 1 recap: "Dejay, Malik and Josiah"
Nev and Max are back! That's Nev and Max: not Nev and some random from YouTube; not Nev and a "musician hip-hop rapper artist", Nev and MAX. Just like God intended.

Jambo still in things

Posted by Ed Williamson at 12:00 on 10 Feb 2016
Jambo still in things
Jambo is still in things, a promotional picture for Line of Duty season three has confirmed.

Kurt Benson was believed not to be in things as we went to press.

A spokesperson for Bazz FM said her client was unavailable for comment, leading to speculation that Bazz FM might be in things again soon, possibly a Taggart reboot.

Men sit at table in tantalising first-look House of Cards image

Posted by Ed Williamson at 22:00 on 02 Feb 2016
Men sit at table in tantalising first-look House of Cards image
Breaking new ground as ever, Netflix has today released this first look at House of Cards season four, confirming that all 13 episodes will consist of President Underwood talking to RoboCop at a table. The sixth will consist entirely of Frank's acerbic asides to camera, such as "Get a load of this bell-end!" It will then be all anyone talks about for a week because it's on Netflix.