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Breaking Ba'ath: Saddam henchman hiding place revealed

Former Deputy Chairman of the Iraqi Revolutionary Command Council and trusted henchman of Saddam Hussein, Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri, has emerged from hiding after nearly a decade. In his time as a fugitive he is thought to have been running a meth lab in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Luther's filing system's gone to shit

This might be why he's been away for a while. That and the fact that he goes crackers at the end of every series and needs some time to get his head together.

Women of S.H.I.E.L.D. set feminism back 30 years by standing up

As a terribly exciting new trailer for Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. physically hit the internet tonight, heavy was my heart. Their standing poses in this promotional picture indicate that the female characters will conform to the feminine archetypes used in TV action shows since the dawn of time. Did Black Widow burn her bra for nothing? (*pictures Scarlett Johansson's bra, forgets what he was saying*)

Variety.com invents entire new language

If you're me you have to sift through TV news from a few sites most days in search of stuff to be sarcastic about on these pages as if that somehow benefits humanity. As valuable a service as these sites provide in reporting every little story and non-story going, the language of the business of TV is sometimes impenetrable. Read the full story at Variety.com if you've got the first clue what it involves. Me, I don't even know what a 'Ryan Seacrest' is.

Community renewed for fifth season, negating pun I thought of

Community landed a 13-episode fifth season at NBC yesterday. This is splendid news, but it does mean I have no reason to use the headline 'Troy and Abed in the mourning' that I thought of a couple of weeks ago when I was pretty sure it'd be cancelled. Remind me when it happens and I'll throw it in somewhere.

Dexter: unexpected item in bagging area

His mum never told him it was dangerous to put his head in a plastic bag, obviously. In fairness she might've been a bit busy getting murdered with a chainsaw. He wants to watch out, though: could end up having a nasty accident like this.

I've written The Following season two already

On the plus side, this means you won't have to watch it. (Spoilers within if you haven't seen the season one finale. On second thought, don't ever watch the season one finale. God, I envy you if you haven't. It was a simpler time.)

Shower off the stink of The Following with two great things

I know, it was horrific. But it's over now. And Hannibal's first season and Justified's fourth begin on Sky Living and 5USA next week. Trust me, good TV is just around the corner. Pick yourself up and start again.

Your guide to awful Kevin Bacon puns for The Following's season finale

The Following season finale is tonight, and I think I speak for everyone who has sat through all fourteen episodes thus far when I say that it's been awful. There has been one saving grace, however: making jokes about Kevin Bacon's name that are contextual to the action.

17 pictures in which The Mentalist looks like a mentalist

I initially thought it was terribly politically incorrect to make a TV show about a guy who was a total mentalist. Then someone told me it wasn't about that. But this seems irrefutable evidence to the contrary.